These things would only ever happen in church or in a crisis. (Like Tom Hanks with an ice skate — needs must. Sometimes. Other times it's inappropriate, dangerous, outrageous and misguided.) Hence my new fancy word, ship-wreck-less-ons. The kind of things any one of us might learn in Chapter Seventeen.

My website looks quite standard until that menu item — Stage Door. It's what happens with a literary imagination birthed in Bible and Bagpuss.

My website's stage door reveals a Keyholder, an Architect, a Waiter… Please don't assume any of them are supposed to be God.

There's a trail of signposts through my website. Someone should explain what's happening. Okay, I will.

In a world where you need and what you can give is part of the answer as well as the question, all kinds of doors and windows might open.

The Stage Door menu item. What's it doing on this author's website? It could be a rabbit hole…

There seems to be a Stage Door lurking in the menu bar. Where's the Keyholder when you need them?