It's like they're saying LOOK, to redirect our thinking to the applications, when we were asking about the apples. And also the other way around. Or something.

What if, in hindsight, the director's cut of your life reverse engineers your current grasp of common sense.

Some things are frankly impossible. Like seeing a spider thread at the end of the garden without binoculars. Then — oh…!

Anguish and tuxedos. As if they make sense together. (Horrible.)

Taking something or someone seriously means not hoovering in front of the football, and saving their drafts from the bin. And other things I've learned.